Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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