i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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