I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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