We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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