i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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