yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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