I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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