Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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