Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
