this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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