He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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