You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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