We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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