so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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