420 ftw
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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