I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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