Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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