I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Randomize
