she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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