i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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