I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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