so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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