I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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