508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Come share oat with me in your robe
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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