I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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