Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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