god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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