Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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