Fuck appropriateness.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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