hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
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If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just want nice things and good sex
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason