Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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