He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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