we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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