YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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