I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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