Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
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Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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