on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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