these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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