How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.