She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
