Whod you bang
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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