They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.