mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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