But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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