The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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