You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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