Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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