me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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