I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Do vagina's smell?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I need a burrito and a hug.
She needs sedatives and a leash
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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