Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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