i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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