Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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