this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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