I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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