Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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