The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
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Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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