I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize