Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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