keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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